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I am the world's GREATEST one-man Neil Diamond cover band with filthy lyrics! If you LOVE Neil, then you'll LOVE my shit! If you HATE Neil, then you'll LOVE my shit! You can't get away from me, Whore! I'm in your skull like an eargasm! That's right I fucking said EARGASM! And to all you dumb-ass dudes - I fucked your girlfriends - QUITE WELL. That's why your pathetic stick-it-in-her-while-your-watching-the-football-game-whilst-jerking-off-your-ex-college-fraternity-brother method aint gettin the job done. I AM THE GREATEST SINGER WHO EVER LIVED! I'VE GOT MORE HITS THAN A BATTERED WOMAN'S SHELTER!!! Step up and be swooned, Biatch! I've been known to make vaginas EXPLODE upon my voice's audible impact. Can Bon Jovi do that shit? I said CAN BON JOVI MAKE VAGINAS EXPLODE? No, he can't. So fuck him and his hair. I AM THE GREATEST!!!! |  |
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